Nov 4, 2020
While you're listening to this episode, picture this
woman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X51dmedb5lQ
Yep, sometimes you have roll the dice and bet against unicorn
warfare retribution, fuck you 2020.
This is the text conversation my producer and I had after
sharing this super grounded video. I mean it's basically a
scientific documentary...
Producer:
Oh. My. God. That’s incredible. Just touching the book brings
unicorns into your life.
First, I’m clearly reading the wrong books. Second, I wonder
how many of those people have gotten gored due to improper unicorn
horn handing.
Heather:
Lmao! you just put a Unicorn band-aid on it and the wound
heals immediately. 🦄🦄🦄
But you have to recite the mantra. The cost is a meager
$1,899. So affordable.
Producer:
I’m in the wrong business
Are you ready to change your life?
https://heatherwestmoreland.com/appointments